Wondering how to cheat your spouse and never get caught? This article is specially for you and all our friends who cheat their spouse or are planning to cheat. Life is short, have an affair. Why are you waiting so long?



She says: "Having an affair is not rocket science; it’s merely a matter of the heart, your heart."

To hell with your partner's heart I guess!

1. Never call your lover from your home phone.
2. Hide your private cell phone when at home and always take it with you.
3. Have a second, private email account just for communicating with your lover.
4. Have a separate credit card strictly for you "affair expenses".
5. Have a P.O. Box mailing address to receive your cell phone and credit card bills.
6. Leave no paper trail, use cash whenever possible.
7. Use hotels that are some distance from home to reduce the risk of being caught.
8. Anticipate questions from your spouse and plan your answers in advance.
9. Don't travel together to your rendezvous point – an unexpected "fender bender" would be hard to
explain!
10. Bring gifts for your spouse every weekend and spend time together.